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Bobcat Goldthwait

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Bobcat Goldthwait (simply referred to as Bobcat) is one of the comics who emerged through the ’80s and became known for his persona (? la Howie Mandel, Sam Kinison). Until later on in his profession, he rarely made an appearance out of personality: a gutsy goofball having a grating tone of voice. Bobcat could very well be best kept in mind for his big debut part as “himself” within the film Law enforcement Academy 2, the next Police Academy films, and his string of humor special offers, including one in 1987, aptly entitled Bobcat Goldthwait: Is definitely He Always LIKE THIS? He also made an appearance in offbeat films such as for example One Crazy Summer time as well as the cult-classic Tape Mind. Mr. Goldthwait loved his heyday within the coming-of-age of nightclub humor period, but his recognition decreased within the mid-’90s, whenever a subtler method of humor — like this of Jerry Seinfeld and Ellen Degeneres — strike the scene. At that time he had created his own faithful following, nevertheless, and recorded one of is own concerts, Meats Bob Live from 1992; he can also be noticed on many of the Comic Comfort recordings. Through the entire second 10 years of his profession, Bobcat continued to surface in little bit parts within a slew of Hollywood B-movies. He also produced countless performances on well-known network tv shows through the entire ’90s, including Wedded…With Children, Hollywood Squares, and the as hosting his own comedy series inside a quiz show format called Bobcat’s Big Ass Display for FX. Bobcat got his begin performing in humor night clubs when he was 15 but still attending senior high school. When he was 19, he produced his first tv appearance on NIGHT TIME with David Letterman. This isn’t the very first time he would create a splash within the late-night talk-show circuit. He’s also (not therefore fondly) kept in mind for an Andy Kaufman-esque stint within the Tonight Display with Jay Leno that included setting a seat burning and ensuing arson costs. Besides setting open fire to studio home furniture, Bobcat did almost anything on stage, including shaving his already-balding mind! (He’s known for putting on somewhat of the mullet.) He offers always appeared to maintain an air flow of rebelliousness in his function. Besides performing, Mr. Goldthwait offers aimed the cult film Shakes the Clown, which he also published, and aimed Aquabats “Super Rad” video. (Apparently uncharacteristically, Bobcat in addition has used his exclusive tone of voice to narrate and play functions in a number of children’s cartoons — like the tone of voice of Discomfort in Disney’s cartoon feature Hercules, amongst others.) Mr. Goldthwait offers two kids — a child, Tasha, who’s also an celebrity, and stepson, Tyler. He continues to be married double, and happens to be married to celebrity Nikki Cox, who’s 16 years his junior.

Quick Facts


Full Name Bobcat Goldthwait
Height 1.7 m
Profession Film director, Voice Actor, Film producer, Screenwriter, Television Director, Stand-up comedian
Education Bishop Grimes Junior/Senior High School, St. Matthew's Grammar School
Nationality American
Spouse Sarah de Sa Rego, Ann Luly
Children Tasha Goldthwait, Taylor Goldthwait
Parents Tom Goldthwait, Kathleen Goldthwait
Siblings Jim Goldthwait
Partner Nikki Cox
Movies God Bless America, World's Greatest Dad, Willow Creek, Shakes the Clown, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Call Me Lucky, Scrooged, Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment, One Crazy Summer, Windy City Heat, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Hercules, Police Academy 3: Back in Training, Hot to Trot, Burglar, Blow, Freaked, Tapeheads, Lion of Oz, Radioland Murders, Sweethearts, Rusty: A Dog's Tale, A Halfway House Christmas, G-Men from Hell, Destiny Turns on the Radio, Eugene Mirman: Vegan on His Way to the Complain Store, Meet the Hollowheads, Dog's Best Friend, Grind, Hercules: Zero to Hero, Redneck Comedy Roundup 2, Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills, I Am Comic, Hansel and Gretel, Henchmen, California woman, Back to Back, Out There, Anjelah Johnson: That's How We Do It, Goldthwait Home Movies, I Confess, Massive Retaliation, Dr. Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce, Platinum Comedy Series: Vol. 5: Drew Carey, Health Quiz: Vol. 3, Open Mic, Little Vegas, Rusty: The Great Rescue
TV Shows The Moxy Show, Unhappily Ever After, Hercules, Capitol Critters, Skylanders Academy, Bobcat's Big Ass Show, Bobcat Goldthwait's Misfits & Monsters


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#Fact
1 Pleaded no contest to charges stemming from setting his chair on fire on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Goldthwait was fined $3,880 and ordered to do public-service announcements to promote a local burn center. Along with the fine and PSA's, he was given three years informal probation.
2 Since Bobcat Goldthwait released his new film "Sleeping Dogs Lie" (a.k.a. Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006)), he is now a TV/film director. It's not his first time directing for television, though. In his October 2006 interview in Suicide Girls, he announced that he's not going back to stand-up comedy and has no interest of doing so. He also admitted that directing is his favorite thing to do. [December 2006]
3 Currently directing ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2003), where ratings have sky-rocketed since he joined the show, to touring the country with his unique comedy style. [April 2005]
4 Current feature film in production starting July 2008: World's Greatest Dad (2009). [June 2008]
5 has a new comedy album on CD coming out on September 23, 2003 by Comedy Central Records. The name of the album is: "I Don't Want To Insult You, But You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait" (a.k.a. - The Uninspired Ramblings of a 40 Old Has-Been). [September 2003]
6 Finishing up his stand up tour during the writer's strike. [February 2008]
7 On the Family Guy (1999) episode, Family Guy: The Perfect Castaway (2005), "Peter Griffin" recalls being on a game show, Bobcat or Bjork, where he heard a sound and had to guess if it was by Bobcat, or Icelandic vocalist Björk. He guessed it was Bobcat, but the host tells Peter it was Bjork.
8 He played "The Sandman" in an episode of the children's television show, Are You Afraid of the Dark? (1990) titled Are You Afraid of the Dark?: The Tale of the Final Wish (1993).
9 Recently between June 9 - 17, 2006, Goldthwait attended the 2006 CineVegas Film Festival. He's also the panelist for the CineVegas "Outlaw Cinema Panel", which started on June 11th. Reviews after this day complemented him as the most talkative and the most interesting panelist.
10 Goldthwait's film Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006) was recently bought by Roadside Attractions & Samuel Goldwyn Films at the 2006 Sundance Film Festival for the North American rights to the film. Gaumont also bought it for the international rights to the film.
11 Since 2000, he's directed other segments for shows on Comedy Central including Chappelle's Show (2003), The Man Show (1999) and Strip Mall (2000).
12 He attended Bishop Grimes High School in East Syracuse, graduating with voice actor Tom Kenny, who is best known for his work on SpongeBob SquarePants (1999). Goldthwait & Kenny were in the class of 1980.
13 Was a close personal friend of Kurt Cobain.
14 He's a longtime childhood friend of "Spongebob Squarepants" voice talent Tom Kenny.
15 Father of Tasha Goldthwait.
16 Biography in: "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald L. Smith, pg. 186-187. New York: Facts on File, 1992. ISBN 0816023387.
17 Was the subject (sort of) of the independent film Calling Bobcat (2000). In a key part of the film, the two main characters theorize about the sobering effect that drinking olive oil before drinking alcohol can have on the human body. This is a reference to lines spoken by Bobcat Golthwait's character in the film Burglar (1987). After the stunt fails, the two characters spend much of the movie trying to track down the comedian.
18 During his May 9, 1994 appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992), he poured lighter fluid on his chair and set it on fire.


Director

Director

TitleYearStatusCharacter
American Bigfoot 2016 Documentary short completed
Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills 2016 TV Movie
Maron 2013-2016 TV Series 14 episodes
Those Who Can't 2016 TV Series 2 episodes
Cameron Esposito: Marriage Material 2016 TV Movie
Marc Maron: More Later 2015 TV Movie
Eugene Mirman: Vegan on His Way to the Complain Store 2015 TV Movie
Community 2015 TV Series 1 episode
Call Me Lucky 2015 Documentary
Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time 2014 TV Special
Matt Nathanson: Kinks Shirt 2013 Video short
Willow Creek 2013
God Bless America 2011
Anjelah Johnson: That's How We Do It! 2010 TV Special documentary
Important Things with Demetri Martin 2010 TV Series 8 episodes
World's Greatest Dad 2009/I
Goldthwait Home Movies 2008 Short
Jimmy Kimmel Live! 2004-2007 TV Series 267 episodes
Sleeping Dogs Lie 2006/I
Non-Denominational All-Star Celebrity Holiday Special 2004 TV Movie
Windy City Heat 2003 TV Movie
Chappelle's Show 2003 TV Series 6 episodes
The Man Show 2000-2003 TV Series 42 episodes
Crank Yankers 2002 TV Series
Strip Mall 2000 TV Series
Shakes the Clown 1991

Actor

Actor

TitleYearStatusCharacter
Henchmen 2016 filming Jackalope
Skylanders Academy 2016 TV Series Pop Fizz
Skylanders: Imaginators 2016 Video Game Pop Fizz (voice)
Future-Worm! 2016 TV Series Dr. Wolfman
HG Chicken and the Chronological Order 2016 TV Short HG Chicken
Skylanders: SuperChargers 2015 Video Game Pop Fizz (voice)
Skylanders: Trap Team 2014 Video Game Pop Fizz (voice)
Bob's Burgers 2013 TV Series Gary
Regular Show in Space 2013 TV Series Johnny Crasher
Skylanders: SWAP Force 2013 Video Game Pop Fizz (voice)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2013 TV Series Zingo
Maron 2013 TV Series Bobcat Goldthwait
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja 2013 TV Series Dickie
Skylanders: Giants 2012 Video Game Pop Fizz (voice)
Fish Hooks 2012 TV Series
Adventure Time 2012 TV Series Ed / Bird #1
Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom 2012 Video Game Pain (voice)
I Confess 2010 TV Movie Bishop Goldthwarp
Back at the Barnyard 2009 TV Series Hockey Mask Bob
World's Greatest Dad 2009/I Chaffeur (uncredited)
Goldthwait Home Movies 2008 Short Robert Goldthwait
Random! Cartoons 2007 TV Series Zoopie
Leroy & Stitch 2006 Video Nosy (voice)
Lilo & Stitch: The Series 2003-2006 TV Series Nosy
Sleeping Dogs Lie 2006/I Roy Orbison (uncredited)
A Halfway House Christmas 2005 Narrator (voice)
Windy City Heat 2003 TV Movie The Director
Grind 2003 Bell Clerk (as Bob Goldthwait)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2003 TV Series Michael Borland
Crank Yankers 2003 TV Series Steven Goldstein
That '70s Show 2003 TV Series Eli
Hansel & Gretel 2002 Troll (voice)
House of Mouse 2001-2002 TV Series Pain
Mickey's House of Villains 2001 Video Pain (voice)
Blow 2001 Mr. T
G-Men from Hell 2000 Buster Lloyd
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 2000 TV Series XL
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 2000 Video Game XL (voice)
Lion of Oz 2000 Silly Ozbul (voice)
Unhappily Ever After 1995-1999 TV Series Mr. Floppy / Himself / Friskie Transvestite / ...
Hercules 1998-1999 TV Series Pain
Hercules: Zero to Hero 1999 Video Pain (voice)
The Army Show 1998 TV Series Used Car Salesman
Rusty: A Dog's Tale 1998 Jet the Turtle (voice)
Sin City Spectacular 1998 TV Series
Disney's Hades Challenge 1998 Video Game Pain (voice)
Stories from My Childhood 1998 TV Series The Chief Minister
Hercules 1997 Video Game Pain (voice)
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch 1997 TV Series Merlin
Sweethearts 1997 Charles
Hercules 1997 Pain (voice)
MADtv 1997 TV Series Host
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist 1997 TV Series Bob
Disney's Animated Storybook: Hercules 1997 Video Game Pain (voice)
Dog's Best Friend 1997 TV Movie
The Tick 1996 TV Series Uncle Creamy
Back to Back 1996 TV Movie Psycho
Living Single 1996 TV Series Mugger
Tales from the Crypt 1990-1996 TV Series Wolf / Billy Goldman
Encino Woman 1996 TV Movie Yogi Paxil
Mrs. Winterbourne 1996 TV Comedian (uncredited)
The Moxy & Flea Show 1995 TV Series Moxy (voice)
Out There 1995 TV Movie Cobb
Beavis and Butt-Head 1995 TV Series Panhandler / Bum
Destiny Turns on the Radio 1995 Mr. Smith
Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man 1994-1995 TV Series Cinque / Wino / Indian
ER 1995 TV Series Mr. Conally
Capitol Critters 1992-1995 TV Series Muggle
The Moxy Pirate Show 1994 TV Series Moxy (1994-2000) (voice)
Dave's World 1994 TV Series
Radioland Murders 1994 Wild Writer
The Larry Sanders Show 1993-1994 TV Series Bobcat Goldthwait
The John Larroquette Show 1994 TV Series Boss's Nephew
Eek! the Cat 1993 TV Series Blitzen
Herman's Head 1993 TV Series Jealousy
Freaked 1993 Sockhead as Tourist Sockhead (voice)
Are You Afraid of the Dark? 1993 TV Series The Sandman
The Ben Stiller Show 1992 TV Series Bobcat Goldwait
The Golden Palace 1992 TV Series The Killer
Married with Children 1992 TV Series Zemus
Shakes the Clown 1991 Shakes the Clown
Little Vegas 1990
Cranium Command 1989 Short Adrenal Gland
Meet the Hollowheads 1989 Cop #1 (as Jack Cheese)
Scrooged 1988 Eliot Loudermilk
Hot to Trot 1988 Fred P. Chaney (as Bob Goldthwait)
Tapeheads 1988 Don Druzel (as Jack Cheese)
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol 1987 Zed
Burglar 1987 Carl Hefler
Twisted Sister: Come Out and Play 1986 Video short Teacher (segment "Be Chrool to Your Scuel")
One Crazy Summer 1986 Egg Stork
The Vidiots 1986 TV Movie Herman Kraylor
Police Academy 3: Back in Training 1986 Cadet Zed
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 1985 Zed (as Bob Goldthwait)
Apt. 2C 1985 TV Movie Bobby Green
Massive Retaliation 1984 Ernie Rust

Writer

Writer

TitleYearStatusCharacter
Willow Creek 2013
God Bless America 2011 written by
Just for Laughs 2009 TV Series writer - 1 episode
World's Greatest Dad 2009/I written by
Sleeping Dogs Lie 2006/I written by
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist 1997 TV Series additional material - 1 episode
Unhappily Ever After 1996 TV Series writer - 1 episode
The Moxy & Flea Show 1995 TV Series 1995-2000
The Moxy Pirate Show 1994 TV Series 1994-2000
Shakes the Clown 1991 written by
An Evening with Bobcat Goldthwait: Share the Warmth 1987 TV Special documentary uncredited
Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce 1986 Video material - segment "Houdini the Pig"

Producer

Producer

TitleYearStatusCharacter
Woman Child 2016/II Short executive producer post-production
Brian Posehn: Criminally Posehn 2016 TV Movie executive producer
Gary Gulman: It's About Time 2016 TV Movie executive producer
Robert Kelly: Live at the Village Underground 2014 executive producer
Morgan Murphy: Irish Goodbye 2014 TV Movie executive producer
Bobcat Goldthwait: You Don't Look the Same Either. 2012 TV Special documentary executive producer
Sleeping Dogs Lie 2006/I executive producer
Windy City Heat 2003 TV Movie supervising producer

Soundtrack

Soundtrack

TitleYearStatusCharacter
Mickey's House of Villains 2001 Video performer: "It's Our House Now"
Hercules 1998 TV Series performer - 2 episodes
Freaked 1993 performer: "Wienerschnitzel Polka" - as Bobcat Goldthwait
Shakes the Clown 1991 lyrics: "Pregnant and Sad", "Peppy's Theme" - as Bob Goldthwait

Thanks

Thanks

TitleYearStatusCharacter
Zero Charisma 2013 special thanks

Self

Self

TitleYearStatusCharacter
Hollywood Squares 1998-2000 TV Series Himself
Bobcat's Big Ass Show 1998 TV Series Himself - Host
Pulp Comics: Margaret Cho 1998 TV Movie Himself
The Daily Show 1996-1998 TV Series Himself
The Simpsons 1998 TV Series Himself
Comics Come Home 3 1997 TV Movie Himself
Arli$$ 1996 TV Series Himself
Lauren Hutton and... 1996 TV Series Himself
HBO Comedy Half-Hour 12: Bobcat Goldthwait 1995 Short Himself
A Comedy Salute to Andy Kaufman 1995 TV Movie documentary Himself
How to Be Perfect 1995 Video Game Himself - Instructor
HBO Comedy Half-Hour 1994 TV Series Himself
Empty Nest 1994 TV Series Himself
Howard Stern 1994 TV Series Himself
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno 1993-1994 TV Series Himself
Comic Relief VI 1994 TV Special documentary Himself
Comedy: Coast to Coast 1994 TV Movie Himself
Montreal International Comedy Festival '94 1994 TV Movie Himself
Mountain Madness 1993 TV Movie documentary
Late Night with Conan O'Brien 1993 TV Series Himself
MTV Video Music Awards 1993 1993 TV Special Himself
The Arsenio Hall Show 1992-1993 TV Series Himself
Comic Relief V 1992 TV Special Himself
Medusa: Dare to Be Truthful 1992 TV Movie Himself
Hurricane Relief 1992 TV Movie documentary Himself
The 6th Annual American Comedy Awards 1992 TV Special Himself
Showbiz Today 1992 TV Series Himself
A Party for Richard Pryor 1991 TV Special documentary Himself (as Bobcat Goldthwaite)
Comic Relief IV 1990 TV Special documentary Himself
The 4th Annual American Comedy Awards 1990 TV Special Himself
Live with Kelly and Michael 1989 TV Series Himself
The Pat Sajak Show 1989 TV Series Himself
Comic Relief III 1989 TV Special documentary Himself
The 2nd Annual American Comedy Awards 1988 TV Special Himself - Presenter
The 9th Annual CableACE Awards 1988 TV Special Himself
Comic Relief '87 1987 TV Special Himself
The 29th Annual Grammy Awards 1987 TV Special Himself
Late Night with David Letterman 1983-1987 TV Series Himself
The 1st Annual American Comedy Awards 1987 TV Special Himself
An Evening with Bobcat Goldthwait: Share the Warmth 1987 TV Special documentary Himself
The Howard Stern Show 1987 TV Series Himself
MTV Video Music Awards 1986 1986 TV Special Himself - Presenter
Comic Relief 1986/I TV Special Himself
Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce 1986 Video Himself - Player
The Comedy Club 2016 Documentary Himself
Party Legends 2016 TV Series Himself
One Minute Comic: The Rob Sampson Story 2016 Video documentary Himself
Hidden America with Jonah Ray 2016 TV Series Himself
WGN Morning News 2016 TV Series Himself
Flophouse 2016 TV Series documentary Himself
The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore 2015 TV Series Himself - Panelist
Jimmy Kimmel Live! 2003-2015 TV Series Himself - Co-Host / Himself / Himself - Director, Call Me Lucky
Harmontown 2015 TV Series Himself
The View 2015 TV Series Himself
Finding Bigfoot 2014 TV Series documentary Himself
Willow Creek: The Making of Willow Creek 2014 Video documentary short Himself
Gotham Comedy Live 2014 TV Series documentary Himself - Host
Kevin Pollak's Chat Show 2013 TV Series Himself
Comedy Bang! Bang! 2013 TV Series Himself
Teens Wanna Know 2013 TV Series Himself - Guest
SXSW Flashback 2012 2012 TV Movie Himself
Click on This 2012 TV Series Himself
Real Time with Bill Maher 2012 TV Series Himself - Guest / Himself
MoreHorror in Hollywood 2012 TV Series Himself
Attack of the Show! 2012 TV Series Himself - Guest
Bobcat Goldthwait: You Don't Look the Same Either. 2012 TV Special documentary Himself
Cincy Entertainment 2010 TV Series Himself - Comedian
Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2010 TV Series Himself
I Am Comic 2010 Documentary Himself
Sundance Skippy 2010 Documentary Himself
Just for Laughs 2009 TV Series Himself
Up Close with Carrie Keagan 2009 TV Series Himself
San Sebastián 2006: Crónica de Carlos Boyero 2006 TV Movie documentary Himself
Baseball Bunch 2006 TV Series Himself
Biography 2006 TV Series documentary Himself - Friend
Redneck Comedy Roundup 2 2006 Video
TV Land's Top Ten 2004-2005 TV Series documentary Himself
Just for Laughs 2005 TV Series Himself
Shorties Watchin' Shorties 2004 TV Series Himself
Totally Gayer 2004 TV Movie documentary Himself
When Stand Up Stood Out 2003 Documentary Himself
Open Mic 2001 Documentary Himself
Space Ghost Coast to Coast 1994-2001 TV Series Himself
Late Friday 2001 TV Series Himself - Host
The List 2000 TV Series Himself

Archive Footage

Archive Footage

TitleYearStatusCharacter
100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time 2004 TV Mini-Series Himself #61
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment - Accidental Heroes: The Best of... 2004 Video documentary short Zed (uncredited)
Police Academy 3: Back in Training - All Washed Up: Floating Memories 2004 Video documentary short Cadet Zed (uncredited)
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol - Remembering a Lofty Investigation 2004 Video documentary short Zed (uncredited)
When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World 2004 TV Movie documentary Himself (uncredited)
Comic Remix 2002 TV Series Himself
Hercules 1999 TV Series Pain
Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television 1996 TV Special documentary Himself

Won awards

Won awards

YearAwardCeremonyNominationMovieAward shared with
2015 Grand Jury Prize Boston Independent Film Festival Best Documentary Call Me Lucky (2015)
2015 BIFF Award Boulder International Film Festival Best Feature Documentary Call Me Lucky (2015)
2015 Grand Jury Gasparilla International Film Festival Best Documentary Call Me Lucky (2015)
2015 Audience Award Independent Film Festival of Boston Documentary Call Me Lucky (2015)
2015 Audience Award Lighthouse International Film Festival Spotlight Film Call Me Lucky (2015)
2015 Filmmaker on the Edge Award Provincetown International Film Festival
2013 German Independence Honorary Award Oldenburg Film Festival Tribute
2004 Festival Prize Montréal Comedy Festival 'Just for Laughs' Windy City Heat (2003)

Nominated awards

Nominated awards

YearAwardCeremonyNominationMovieAward shared with
2015 Greg Gund Memorial Standing Up Award Cleveland International Film Festival Call Me Lucky (2015)
2015 Grand Jury Prize Sundance Film Festival Documentary Call Me Lucky (2015)
2013 New Visions Award Sitges - Catalonian International Film Festival Non Fiction Willow Creek (2013)
2012 Grand Special Prize Deauville Film Festival God Bless America (2011)
2012 Audience Award SXSW Film Festival Festival Favorites God Bless America (2011)
2009 Grand Special Prize Deauville Film Festival World's Greatest Dad (2009)
2006 Golden Seashell San Sebastián International Film Festival Stay (2006)
2006 Grand Jury Prize Sundance Film Festival Dramatic Stay (2006)
1989 Razzie Award Razzie Awards Worst Actor Hot to Trot (1988)
1988 ACE CableACE Awards Performance in a Comedy Special An Evening with Bobcat Goldthwait: Share the Warmth (1987)

3rd place awards

3rd place awards

YearAwardCeremonyNominationMovieAward shared with
2011 People's Choice Award Toronto International Film Festival Midnight Madness God Bless America (2011)


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#Quote
1 I lost my job. I didn't actually lose my job. My job is still there, but somebody else is doing it.... I lost my girlfriend. I didn't actually lose my girlfriend. My girlfriend is still there, but somebody else is doing it.
2 I didn't see "Phantom Menace" or the "Attack of the Clones" because I'm forty years old and I've been laid.
3 I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.
4 Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.
5 (about fatherhood, 1992) Yeah, my kids have already started a support group.
6 You can't blame the President for everything that's wrong with this country. That's like blaming Ronald McDonald if you get a bad cheeseburger.
7 That movie looks so bad, I can't believe I wasn't in it.
8 [from "Bob Goldthwait - Is He Like That All The Time?" on HBO]: America is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
9 If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me! Don't chase me around! Don't be going 'whhhoooo I'm gonna sell this to Spike Lee, or Bob Saget.'

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